Ask Zoroark - The Illusion Fox Pokemon!
I ship u wit ask-zorua!
Anonymous

That’s great.

I also ship him.

With my stomach.

ask-weavile:

I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD RIDE YOU

I….

I THINK.

((I know whenever you say something to me I sound unappreciative, BUT IN REALITY, I APPRECIATE IT LOADS

SO HERE, HAVE A DERP))

NO.

YOU FORGOT MY BRIDLE. GAWD.

They ride into the sunset with western type theme tune going.

Awww yeeaaaahh.

ask-weavile:

pokemon-planet:

Wailord, I can’t find you!

Annnnddd I’m covered by an ampharos.
Fuck me sideways.

YAY I AM NEAR LUGIA. But not next to a Zorua. Not yay.

ask-weavile:

pokemon-planet:

Wailord, I can’t find you!

Annnnddd I’m covered by an ampharos.

Fuck me sideways.

YAY I AM NEAR LUGIA. But not next to a Zorua. Not yay.

OKAY SO I DELETED THE OTHER ONE BECAUSE I AM STUPID AND I WAS GETTING CONFUSED AND IDK SO GO FOLLOW THIS ONE NOW IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

Zoroark, can you be under an X-ray? Include ALL bones of the male Candide (canine) please!
Anonymous

LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE’S ART BECAUSE I AM LAZY.

((That neck is way too long but hey. Really, I’d imagin a Zoroark skeleton would have more in common positioning and proportion-wise to a human skeleton as Zoroark are very bipedial. Biggest differences being the skull and paws.))

uhhh-art:

pokemon is the bessst

quagsire, whooper, virizion, zoroark, arcanine © nintendo/game freak/pokemon

Kay everyone else go home, these are the only people that matter. /loljk

Alright.

IT IS DONE.

JUST SO. (clickie)

Feel free to spam me with rping type convos, I will do my best to draw gijinkas. For everyone else, yes, it probably will have pages of text rp reblogs. BE FOREWARNED.

Oh god, I am so tempted to make a Gijinka!Zoroark blog for lolz and rpz.

masteroffluff.tumblr.com

Good name?

OPINIONS PLZ?!?

There is no end to the amount of swag you have, is there?
Anonymous

I dunno. Right now I’m feelin’ pretty swagless. Get me on a good day and my swag will reach to th’ sun an’ back.

PERMISSION GRANTED.

Thanks, ya have no idea how much I needed that.

do you know zorua?
Anonymous

I PERSONALLY KNOW ONE ZORUA.

HE’S A LITTLE TURD WITH JELLY ISSUES.

Chai: Uncle Zoroark, were you nervous or anything about evolving? I mean, becoming a zoroark seems pretty rad and all, but the thought makes me a little anxious!

I was sorta nervous that I’d become tot’ly different, but really I didn’t - at least th’ things that made me, me are still th’ same. I just become a lil’ stronger physically and I guess a lil’ bit more confident that I could protect mahself and the people ah care about. I guess it’s like when human children become adults - ‘cept faster.

Because ya look different, people might treat ya different (from, say, aww, that’sa cute lil’ Zorua to woah, scary lookin’ Zoroark) which is weird to get used to! I know I kinda miss when people wouldn’t dream ah callin’ me an’ ugly anorexic weasel and stuff, but like I said.

You’d still be you inside! And really that’s what’s most important. Evolvin’ is a big change that comes with downsides and upsides, so it’s nat’ral you’d be nervous.

I think every Zoroark misses their Zorua tail, HEHEH.

((Okay, to the anon(s?) who sent me CRAPPOLA LOADS of messages of Zoroark ships, most of which are people I’ve never encountered, or know, or, Er anything.

You haven’t even given me any material to work with other than ZOROARK/RANDOMS PERSON. I’m not sure how you expected me to respond other than a picture of ~CONFUZZLED ZOROARK-

Which I’m totally going to draw now.

But basically ,I will not respond to these here, unless you’re actually not anon and something more interesting to say. Also it may be worth mentioning that I don’t REALLY do the whole gijinka text rping thing on THIS blog.

Maybe I could set up a separate blog for that (masteroffluff.tumblr.com. LOL) but idk if anyone would be interested in gijinka zoroark, said text rping things seem like quite a tight, Er knit thing so. Hrm.))

You always seem really chipper, does anything get you down?
Anonymous

HO HO. JOLLY NATURE LAUGHS AT EVERYTHIN, HO HO HOHOHO-

Yeah, ‘course I do. Sometimes some things realleh get me down, things that can’t really be put to the side easily. People I’ve known who have gone now, regrets from th’ past, worries about me own failin’s and stuff. Sometimes ah need some time to mahself, to not be grinning like a frikken idiot. We all gotta feel sad sometimes, we all gotta reflect sometimes an’ maybe even cry a little, or feel frustrated, or angry, or whatever.

BUT! Ah think ‘cos of this, livin’ in th’ now is the way to go. Which is why I laugh a lot, because I’m alive an’ I can an’ I don’t need any other reason! I think people sometimes get caught up in th’ past and fret over the future, which ah suppose is all right in lil’ bits. 

As long as ya don’t forget about the opportunities now that ya just have to allow yerself to explore. Let yerself be happy in the now an’ make the best outta ya life, that’s my motto.

Wow, that sorta turned out long an’ philosophical. Sorry!

why are you adorable
Anonymous

I am a kawaiii motherfucker.